just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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