I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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