I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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