playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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