dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
