hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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