Nicole vs. Life
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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