sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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