I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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