She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
