Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
where does the pee come out of this thing
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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