Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
we're making bets on your personal life
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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