Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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