No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
All the doctor said was why
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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