is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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