So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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