Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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