Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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