Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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