At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
