i don't like sucking hair
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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