trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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