So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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