just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Randomize
