There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
