so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
