i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
