tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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