Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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