brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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