Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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