Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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