'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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