so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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