in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
