Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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