Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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