i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he thought i was a dude.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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