Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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