Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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