My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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