Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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