Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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