U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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