Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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