So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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