I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
And the cops told us we were all naked.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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