she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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