smell my finger.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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