Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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